Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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