what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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