Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
