In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
