So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
is wine microwaveable?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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