Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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