is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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