The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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