trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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