Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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