found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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