I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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