if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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