Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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