we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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