i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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