i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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