Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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