I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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