sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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