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so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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