Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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