you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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