It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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