K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
NoShamevember. You game?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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