So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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