If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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