Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
the condom got lost in my hair
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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