i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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