How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
why do cheetos always look like penises
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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