I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We need to get me chipped asap
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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