I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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