we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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