another moral hangover. fuck.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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