I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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