that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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