He asked to "fluff my boner.."
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I cut my penus on the lid.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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