Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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