I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
