we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
