yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I could make wine with my vomit
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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