i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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