fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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