she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
