I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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