We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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