i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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