Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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