I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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