Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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